Simon is what anyone would call a nice young man. In fact, for someone who is half Fée, his desire to find the right girl, settle down, and start a family makes him freakishly square. He knows his mom would worry less if he would loosen up and get a few girlfriends (or boyfriends).

But it’s possible that his heart has a rebellious streak. Why else would he—an avowed agnostic from a family of merry pagans—fall for a saucy Catholic girl? Maybe it’s because she seems to be trying to seduce him with homemade danishes….